In case he took a fence.
2006-08-24 06:54:21 · 16 answers · asked by lillynolilly 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kind of funny
2006-08-24 09:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by Paddy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A lizard is walking through the jungle when he sees a monkey on a tree, the monkey says 'hey man come up'
so the lizard climbs up and the monkey preceeds to offer him a joint.
They sit and smoke dope for a few hours when the lizard says 'man I got some bad dry mouth, where can I get a drink?'
The monkey points to a large tree and says 'just go over past that tree and you come to the river'
So the lizard climbs down and walks to the river, when he gets there he leans over to drink but falls in.
The lizard can't swim and thinks he is about to die when a huge crocodile lifts him out and places him on the river bank.
'thanks man' he says, ' can you go tell my friend the monkey whathappened'
'Yeah sure' replies the crocodile, so he follows the lizards directions back until he see's the monkey on the tree and shouts 'hello'
The monkey looks down at him and says 'sh it man, how much water did you drink'.
2006-08-24 14:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by HostelManager 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
maybe they were made of steel,
maybe they should have gave him a good grilling.
maybe he was called spike
maybe he was a swinger
maybe he should have posted notice
maybe he was on the path to destruction
2006-08-24 14:45:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They didn't want him to take a fence
2006-08-24 13:59:02 · answer #4 · answered by lindsay 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is silly,even like this one:
A man was walking in the street,He walked 4 2km,then he walked 4 5km then he walked another 3km,why?
Cuz he didn't have a car..SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-24 15:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by Sherif 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was bill gates
2006-08-24 13:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by pratishtha k 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He must be off his hinges
I would hedge my bets and send him to Gateways
2006-08-24 13:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha.
2006-08-24 14:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by SithGirl8 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
sorry but the joke is not funny
2006-08-24 13:56:27 · answer #9 · answered by lovechild 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The old ones arent always the best......
Ohhh,,offence,, get it now....
2006-08-24 13:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by junio130 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋