How do you bring the "fun" back in funeral?

Answer 1

Well, I had a teacher that said their grandfather put specifically in his will to have a bar-b-que with volley ball games and everything. He wanted them to have fun at his funeral, so they did. If you want that, put it in your will.

Answer 2

1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.


2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your
contact lens.


3. Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.


4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.


5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.


6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.


7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.


8. Ask the widow to give you a kiss.


9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.


10. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him
into the coffin.



11. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.


12. Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.


13. Leave some phony dog poop on top of the deceased.


14. Tell the widow that you have to leave early and ask if the will can be
read before the funeral is over.


15. Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor
who can't afford firewood.


16. Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.


17. Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.


18. Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.


19. Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.


20. Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tatooing on.


21. Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.


22. Show up at the funeral service in a clown suit.


23. If the widow cries, blow a trumpet every time she wipes her nose.


24. When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.


25. Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS!
MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.


26. At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.


27. Goose the widow as she bends over to throw dirt on the coffin.


28. Circulate a petition to have the body stuffed instead of buried.


29. Tell everyone you're from the IRS and you're confiscating the coffin
for back-taxes.


30. Promise the minister a hundred dollars if he doesn't keep a straight
face while praising the deceased.

Answer 3

you could drink with the dead an not have that lieing guy on that podium that burys people like people comeing thru the drive thru and maybee it shouldnt be against the law to bury people in your own yard cause a cemetery is a waste of land and so are those vault things in the wall like you really care were you go when your not feeling breathing touching farting and what ever or maybee they could have a big bonfire with your carcase and every one could hoot and hollar as you git reincarnated but if they just didnt rush things in some cultures they set someone out side of the hole for many days with food and or water to make shure there dead how do you know someone is not meditateing for many days and no bodys home you ever wonder how many people are not really dead and there just in a big hurry to saw you into peices to make a quick buck and donate you and give you funeral services for a quick buck far as im concerned the fun started for the funeral when the doctors that you went to lied and said there was no help for you when your surrounded by loads of wildflowers and medison and it feels like im dieing when people start eroding my freedoms cause i just want a right to be left alone an my persuit of happyness and my privacy not no dry shaft thats extra long thats comeing for you personally i think the people that wont leave me alone and keep assaulting my rights need a funeral thanxs

Answer 4

You are probably trying to be funny but there is nothing wrong or improper about having a joyful funeral. When a person dies we should celebrate that they are in heaven (if they were saved) free of pain and strife. Funerals should be done in the manner that the person would want. I went to a funeral in the south and they had a band playing music and just being joyful. That is the way to go.

Answer 5

Have the funeral be about celebrating the person's life not mourning their death.
It is hard to have fun at a funeral though.

Answer 6

By bringing in 102 clowns in a bright green clown car. Once all 102 of them have exited the car, have them interupt the eulogy and start break dancing and making balloon animals for the mourners.

I also think it would be fun if everyone wore 3-D glasses. 3-D glasses make everything fun.

Answer 7

I have been to more fun funerals than somber ones. Our family has a twisted sense of humor and it really comes out at funerals.

Answer 8

Have a Clown be at the funeral, making Casket-Shaped balloons!

Answer 9

remisnise about old times ;; don`t have too much fun or it`ll look like you con`t care about the dead persnn ;; leave the fun up to someone else don`t make yourself look like a fool ;; just qo & pay your respects & that`s all ;; don`t make it funn ;; just because the word fun is in funeral doesn`t mean it`s fun ;;

Answer 10

Have yourself buried in New Orleans. They celebrate funerals with music and dancing.