In the coming war, which side will win? Pirates or ninjas?

Answer 1

This is a tough one. On one hand ninjas are excellent warriors, stealthy, and quick. Pirates are burly, seagoing, and with cannons, swords, ships, rifles, and parrots. 1v1 I go with the ninja. All ninjas vs all pirates I go with the pirates. But, does it really matter with a badass like Chuck Norris out there, I mean comon, Chuck would whip all their asses with 1 roundhouse kick.

Answer 2

ninjas without a doubt. ninjas are just a totally different class of warrior, no one can defeat a ninja. they got the stealth and will make short work of the pirates, who will put up a good fight though. pirates are ruthless.

Answer 3

Pirates! They have cannons, ships and parrots, and if fighting doesn't work, they can lure the ninjas into a false sense of security with rum!

Answer 4

That's a tough one, but I have to go Ninjas. They're illusive and crafty, while Privates seem mostly drunk. Plus, Private fight best on water in their ships, and everyone knows Ninjas don't like water!

Answer 5

Ninjas. They'll jam on their electic guitars and the pirates will just soil themselves. Then explode.

Answer 6

They will join forces and create the ultimate badass -- the ninja-pirate. They shall conquer good once and for all with their rapiers in one hand and their sherikans in the other.

Answer 7

Pirates are restricted to islands/water. I think this will prove deterimental and lead to their demise. Plus, their tendencies to mutiny and fight against each other will not help win any war.

Ninjas with their stealth, agility and ability to travel all methods of sea and land, will see victory!

Answer 8

Ninjas........easy.

Answer 9

Ninjas.

They're harder to spot, especially with the eyepatch.