Whom do you want to give a tight slap on face?

Question

Why? Express everthing out.

Answer 1

Any reality show participant!

Answer 2

I'm not one to say things like this but man do I want to slap my stepsons mother in the face.

He is an AMAZING little Boy. My husband and I love him so much.

His mother has put him in abusive situations, moved 10 times in the past 7 yrs. Made him switch schools 3 times (he's only going into 2nd grade). She only wants him when a boyfriend isn't around. She has had more then 2 men sleep over in the past month. She acts like they are friends, she tells him WAY to much. Things that a child should not know.

Just last night she called from the beach, expected him to stay with us. Of couse we want him here and don't mind but she needs to be a mother.

I pick him up from school, I take him to the Dr.'s, I teach him things, I make sure that he is happy and safe, I make sure he does his homework, I cuddle and give him hugs. of course his father does a lot also but most of this is done during the day.

She collects the child support but he is here more then 50% of the time. She also told him that he didn't need more school clothes.. she needs to stop buying herself things and think about him. He is wearing clothes from her house that are a size too small. Besides, what child doesn't want a few new things for school. She CAN afford it.

I have gotten to the point where I don't care about paying the money. I just want him to have a happy life.

Answer 3

First off, let me say I'm a lifelong pacifist. But certain people could probably make me forget that if I ever met them face-to-face. Or slap-to-face, as is the case here:

Judge Judy- self explanatory

George Bush- self explanatory, along with all of his cabinet.

All of Congress and the Senate, and especially to the democrats for not giving us even a token gesture of being a check-and-balance until just now, just in time for the almighty election time.

Paris Hilton, for being Paris Hilton, and also for elevating ignorance and stupidity to being art-forms.

Whoever thought of the concept of the reality show.

Whoever gave us so much rap and hip-hop. What in hell were they thinking?

The Film Academy for giving Ben Affleck and Marisa Tomei Oscars.

Simon from American Idol.

Al Gore for pussing out in 2004.

Ann Coulter for making a rabid, syphilitic Pit Bull on PCP seem like a newborn Cocker Spaniel puppy by comparison.

Michael Jackson, even though his face would probably fall off like the Phantom of the Opera or the Abominable Dr. Phibes.

And as a Cleveland Browns fan, I've owed Art Modell a really big one since Nov. 16, 1995.

Answer 4

The media who keeps shoving Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise in my face.

Tom 'I'm dyslexic, but I studied medical reports, and therefore I'm qualified to tell the public that antidepressant and antipsychotic medications are frauds' Cruise. And I don't give a damn about seeing photos of Suri Cruise.

and Paris "I, like, cry, when I listen to it (my album), it's so good" Hilton.

Answer 5

My manager, because he's a stupid man who doesn't respect anybody and asks for respect although he doesn't deserve it. He is high-maintenance and also a pig. Gaaaaaah, I'd want to slap him in the face and then quit.

On second thought, maybe I just want to express my thoughts to him and quit.

Answer 6

I would "B" slap FEMA for not doing their job an being bumbling idiots after Hurricane Katrina I would love to also pimp slap State Farm Insurance for all the BS answers as to why they could not pay my insurance claim after my home was drowned by water.

Answer 7

my husband's ex.....she's a lying, worthless, crack-whore, whose only goal in life is to make our life miserable. She's a waste of oxygen and tissue who needs to be spayed, *****-slapped, kicked in the ***, then shipped to the middle east (or anyplace where they treat women like useless pieces of trash-because that's what she is!). She's a drain on our society, while I hold down 2 jobs, she makes a living off welfare and shop-lifting! Did I mention she's a crappy mother, too?

Answer 8

Pat Schuster- a cow who sleeps at work and tried to have me fired but got fired herself. Still needs a slap so she will wake up and clear her head.

Answer 9

Bad drivers.

People that stop to make a turn, people that race to get in front of you as you try to get over, people who read, do their makeup, talk on the phone, etc. I think once you are 60, you should have your license taken away.

Answer 10

President George W. Bush....and his entire team of advisors, come to think of it!!!