A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours
>and gets
>horrible sunburn.
>
>He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted
>after being
>diagnosed with second degree burns.
>
>He was already starting to blister and in agony.
>
>The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding
>with saline
>and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill
>every four hours.
>
>The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will
>Viagra do him?"
>
>The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his
>legs."
2006-08-24 05:56:55 · 29 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO, very very funny, the best part is that I just got back from the beach and my dad has very bad sun burns, I will definetely tell him this trick, LMAO!!
2006-08-29 09:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
second degree burns hurt but what he had were 3rd degree because he had blisters. Now for the sheets touching the burns,
you won't want any because you will not be cold.Instead get in a cool whirlpool an soak the dead skin will come off an that will help a lot. Never leave dead skin on a burn that will promote infection. keeping clean is very important.
2006-08-24 06:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by cattdaddy1216 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 pts
2006-08-28 17:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by maes_quest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! This is a good one. I'm reading it to my boss right nowâ¥
2006-08-29 09:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-08-24 05:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by hh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great! I'll have to remember that one..lol
2006-08-24 05:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Amy A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-08-30 08:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was good, but wasn't as good as the Retirement joke... keep them up... lol
2006-08-24 06:03:53 · answer #8 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-30 08:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by pighunter1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice joke........hahahaha
2006-08-24 06:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋