After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social
Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.... I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home..... "I will have to go home and come back later....." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt.".... So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair..... She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the social security office.... She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
2006-08-24 05:55:04 · 24 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-08-24 16:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilariousâ¥
2006-08-28 08:46:37 · answer #2 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-24 05:58:18 · answer #3 · answered by hh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Sangy
2006-08-28 16:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by allstarcharles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2006-08-29 17:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am very sure-you are lucky having a friendly wife.
2006-08-29 08:25:15 · answer #6 · answered by Rana S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one I like!
2006-08-29 01:37:10 · answer #7 · answered by grownlady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You`re good!
2006-08-27 05:50:13 · answer #8 · answered by sweet_bb_eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good strategy.
2006-08-29 15:28:29 · answer #9 · answered by Mattman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-08-24 05:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL poor old bugga.
2006-08-28 15:19:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋