This is still funny the second time around ...
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in
the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30
minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder,
a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going
to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against
the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the
roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is
trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be
subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
2006-08-24 05:53:20 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOU MADE MY DAY!!! THANKS.
2006-08-30 09:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by grams40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we both fall off just shoot in there amongst us,somebody will need some relief!
2006-08-29 15:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-08-29 20:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-29 21:00:06 · answer #4 · answered by Andyman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-08-24 13:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by psycho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is ok but ur still good..hehe
2006-08-24 13:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA I FORGOT TO LAUGH
2006-08-24 13:06:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-30 11:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was alright
2006-08-28 01:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-24 23:16:12 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-30 10:31:54 · answer #11 · answered by guineasomelove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋