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If you believe in God, you might as well believe in everything.

2006-08-24 05:31:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Dino... lol you're welcome... I love it when two lines of words can totally ruin someone's day...

2006-08-24 06:07:05 · update #1

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I believe that some people have secret anal urges and that they wish that someone would probe them. And if they blame it on extraterrestrials, no one can refute their claim. Well, other than a person with a brain...

2006-08-24 05:35:13 · answer #1 · answered by anyone 5 · 1 0

As Carl Sagan pointed out in Demon Haunted World, the alien abduction and anal probing myth is just a re-telling of the medevil succubs/inccubus myth.
And yes, this faith is the same stuff relligion comes from.

2006-08-24 05:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by adphllps 5 · 1 0

I believe a much more plausible theory is that the human brain can be influenced by electromagnetic flucuations at certain locations. These flucuations make people, or at least some people, much more prone to hallucinations, including those that resemble alien abductions and/or religious experiences.

2006-08-24 05:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You`re a sad case... look around you, everything has a maker, a creator, the building next door has a maker, the painting on your wall has a maker, so do you honey, you have a Creator too, and He`s gonna judge you soon enough whether you like it or not

2006-08-24 05:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by Nothingness 1 · 0 0

Aliens Rock, anal probes do not.

2006-08-24 05:33:12 · answer #5 · answered by flinkadouchie 2 · 0 0

Maybe aliens were drunk and mistake.

I believe in God, and I know what I know because of what Thy left us written on the Bible, the rest are suppositions.

2006-08-24 05:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by Vio la zarza que ardia 3 · 0 0

There's evidence for God, and there's evidence for alien abduction, too.

Why can't they both be true?

2006-08-24 05:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're just trying to get people to see you talking trash about God aren't you?

I was going to try and think of a funny response, but that second statement just pissed me off. Thanks for ruining my mood.

2006-08-24 05:40:54 · answer #8 · answered by dinochirus 4 · 0 0

The more important question is....do the people who like it get to stay with the aliens? =)

2006-08-24 05:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0 0

have you noticed that 95% of shows about aliens (on like nat. geographic channel) are on sometime between 9pm-3am?

2006-08-24 05:37:44 · answer #10 · answered by Spearfish 5 · 0 0

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