but I hate the taste and smell of fish. I'd rather spank her with a brush or something but she gets so turned on by the thought of being spanked by a dead fish that she said she'll do some nasty things to me that she's never done before. I want her to do nasty things to me but I don't want to touch a fish. What should I do?
2006-08-24 04:43:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Do it, man! Just don't eat the fish or put it in anyone, because raw fish may carry parasites. Normally parasites are killed by cooking. That's why sushi has to be prepared just right, otherwise it can be dangerous. Also, raw fish that has been sitting at room temperature for a while is a feeding ground for bacteria, and the bacteria produce histamine, which causes allergic reactions like hives or sneezing. So I would use a fish that you just got out of the freezer--don't use one that you just caught. You don't want your girlfriend to get infected with parasitic worms!
A plastic fish would be much safer. If your girlfiend objects, spank her harder until she agrees with you.
2006-08-24 04:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you should spank her with a dead catfish or another fish with sharp pointy fins that way when it stabs her in the *** she won't want to do that any more and she;ll have to do those nasty things to you
2006-08-24 04:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extra- ordinary...indeed. Dead fish fetish. What is the matter with this world? It's mind-boggling!...but interesting. if you do decide to give in...chose a freshly caught fish (wouldn't smell too bad). Maybe you guys can have sashimi afterwards...
2006-08-24 04:49:11 · answer #3 · answered by justmemimi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry but i cant help saying that this is an awkwardly funny situation, maybe you could get a fake dead fish, seriously, get something thats like a dead fish and use that, or compromise
2006-08-24 04:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by bug9bug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hand her the fish and let her spank away at herself
2006-08-24 04:45:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure its frozen .. no smell no nasty touch, some bonus 'ice play' and more spank per swing :)
2006-08-24 04:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by enzuigiriuk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've watched Dirty Love one too many times.....and surely you jest about hating the smell and taste of fish!! You told me last week that's all your girlfriend smells and tastes like--the chicken of the sea....ahhh...gotta love it
2006-08-24 04:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...go find a plastic fish! That is pretty sick, why would she want anything dead on her body during sex, what if fish goo gets in her cooch????
2006-08-24 04:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by Workinmamma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf- a dead fish, what is she thinking,but would ask her if a belt,or some thing else would work.but if she really wants a dead fish give it to her,put some gloves on,and rub your stick at the same time,and remember its 4 her pleasure,then i would ask her to do some thing like that with u,your food choice,
2006-08-24 04:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy one of those rubber fish that you can find at a joke shop or something like that
2006-08-24 04:46:58 · answer #10 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋