My dad just sent this to me. I thin its a lil funny.
Jim and Carole were both patients in a mental
>> hospital. One day
>> while they were walking past the hospital
>> swimming pool, Jim
>> suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to
>> the bottom of the pool
>> and stayed there. Carole promptly jumped in to
>> save him. She swam to
>> the bottom and pulled Jim out.
>>
>> When the Head Nurse Director became aware of
>> Carole's heroic act,
>> she immediately ordered her to be discharged
>> from the hospital, as
>> she now considered her mentally stable.
>>
>> When she went to tell Carole the news, she
>> said, "Carole, I have
>> good news and bad news. The good news is you're
>> being discharged.
>> Since you were able to rationally respond to a
>> crisis by jumping in
>> and saving the life of another patient, I have
>> concluded that your
>> act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is
>> that Jim, the patient
>> you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with
>> his bathrobe belt right
>> after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
>> dead."
>>
>> Carole replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put
>> him there to dry."
>> "How soon can I go home?"
2006-08-24 04:17:51 · 21 answers · asked by butterfly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i liked it. made me laugh. since your dad told you this joke, i'm gonna tell it to my dad!
thanks for cheering me up.
2006-08-24 05:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-08-24 12:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by just me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-08-24 11:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Beast from the East 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's cute but disturbing because it is actually possible. Not a huge chance but it could happen!
8/10
:)
2006-08-24 11:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i havent heard that 1 b4 that was funny i will givr it a 10/10
2006-08-24 12:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by Ally. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5.
2006-08-24 12:48:13 · answer #6 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"10"
2006-08-24 11:21:30 · answer #7 · answered by beorne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...that was really funny...i give it a "perfect 10".....lol...das some funny Shiit right there
2006-08-24 22:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, still a good one......7
2006-08-24 16:52:17 · answer #9 · answered by funguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 lol
2006-08-24 12:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋