A do-it-yourselfer named Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her v'gina
In North Carolina
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2006-08-24 03:56:37 · 21 answers · asked by A Baby Ate My Dingo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was laying on some guys grill
2006-08-24 03:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by tjbaseballsaenz 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
It was being used by a farmer named Will!!
It was still full of zest and zeal!!
A young man was giving it a feel!!
A hunter thought it was his kill!!
I do know know if you will like these but I love a good limerick. Have a good life and be happy
2006-08-24 13:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...and discovered that the world's ability to rhyme had been completely lost.
...and her legs at the top of a hill.
...and Acme had sent a large bill.
...sat on a smelly landfill.
OK am running out now.
:)
2006-08-24 11:49:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the hands of her boyfriend named Will
2006-08-24 11:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by Nick Nick 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Filled with slivers still!
2006-08-28 02:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Along with a guy named Will with his grill
2006-08-24 11:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
And her bottom on top of the hill.
2006-08-24 11:12:13 · answer #7 · answered by survivor 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Which was sold on ebay for a mil.
2006-08-24 11:01:14 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And the rest is unsatisfied still.
2006-08-24 11:02:03 · answer #9 · answered by Milana P 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And bits of her **** in negril
2006-08-24 11:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by porkupuss 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋