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How could jesus bang a hooker? Didnt he care that he was getting sloppy seconds? After all there was very little hygene back then and the pill wasnt invented yet. What did his wife do for contrception?

2006-08-24 03:49:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

you sir - are a dumbass

2006-08-24 03:53:09 · answer #1 · answered by avenger 3 · 2 1

Jesus didnt have a wife,read the bible.And just remember you will be before the judgement thrown one day and you will have to answer for your sins,and what are you going to say .This is a time when we should be getting salvation through Christ.We are living in the last days.I will pray for you!

2006-08-24 03:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by stluke2125 1 · 0 0

I the last supper DaVinci painted Jesus' wife as a John.

2006-08-24 03:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by 自由思想家 3 · 0 0

He was the savior. He could do damn well whatever he pleased. If he wanted to marry a hooker, who was going to argue with him? Maybe you should take a lesson and marry one two? How else do you expect to get laid?

2006-08-24 03:58:24 · answer #4 · answered by VTGunz 3 · 0 0

since Jesus never had a wife, and he was chaste (means he never did it with a woman) and holy, he could not have had a hooker.

2006-08-24 03:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by sophieb 7 · 0 0

Mary Magdalene -was not a hooker

2006-08-24 03:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by gabby 5 · 0 0

and how could you call some1 related to Jesus a hooker?

2006-08-24 03:57:11 · answer #7 · answered by Yellow ♥ 3 · 0 0

Jesus had no wife. You will believe anything anyone tells you, huh?

2006-08-24 03:56:17 · answer #8 · answered by kekeke 5 · 0 1

Do not talk like this when it comes to Jesus

2006-08-24 03:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by kind_enough 2 · 0 1

Improvise with a wine sack.

2006-08-24 03:51:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus did not have a wife..

Ignorance is bliss... no?

2006-08-24 03:51:27 · answer #11 · answered by Jen 3 · 0 0

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