Whats the most embarassing thing you heard come out of a little child mouth while you were in public?

Question

I went to my sisters house for a visit with my 5 year old daughter. While in conversation with my brother in law, my gaughter shouted, 'Daddy, dont forget, mummy said you better not come home without the money you borrowed your sister!'

..I almost died!

Answer 1

i was at the store with my 5 year old son and he saw a dwarf person and he says mommy look i found a new friend my size to play with i got so embarrassed that i just took his hand apologized the guy and ran out the store

Answer 2

when my son was 5 i took him to the store he asked me to write a check and buy him a toy well at the time i didnt have enough so i told him the check would bounce like a ball if i wrote it because there was no money in the account. a week later we went to the store as i was writting a check and in this loud voice of course he said " mommy i thought your check would bounce like a ball if you used it " of course i almost died of embarassment I then had to explaine to the cashier why he said this. He is now 17 and to this day teases me about it

Answer 3

Well I actually have a memory of when I was 5 years old. I totally embarassed my mother while we waited on line at the bank. My older brother had just taught me the word "f*ck", so I thought I'd try to use it. It must have looked like I had tourettes because I just randomly shouted out "F*CK!". Everyone on line, the tellers, etc, they all glared at me and my mother. She laughed it off though like the good sport that she is.

Answer 4

Well I guess I have 2 embarrassing things to tell.

My son was around 5 or 6, we were visiting some friends, standing out in the yard getting ready to leave. The sun was very bright that day. We heard an plane over head and my son was trying to see it.Try to block the the sun from his eyes, he says "son-of-a-b**** son-of-a-b****, I came back very fast sun bright sun bright. From that day on the, he always said sun bright sun bright. But I could have crawled in a hole that day.

My daughter....when she was around 5 or so, we were at a store, in a small town where EVERYBODY knows you. We got to the check out and I was putting my stuff on the belt. I was getting pads and tampons and other items as well. Well when my daughter sees the pads and tampons, she says in a loud voice, "when I get older I am going to be wearing them too". Every one laughed but me. I wanted to get done and get out of there as fast as I could go.

Answer 5

I was shopping with my 3 year old son, and these 2 teenagers maybe like 17/18 yrs old were in line behind us, they were both wearing bikinis, flip flops and nothing else.....my son wouldn't stop staring at them, and I just knew it was gonna be trouble....finally he said " mommy, they are naked" and I said "no, they must be going to the beach, those are bathing suits honey" he then said,"but I can see their fat bellies"......this was very embarassing considering they and everyone around heard him.....but he was right, they had no business wearing bikinis to begin with, they did have big fat rolls hanging out......

Answer 6

My husband is a heavy equipment operator. When my son and I were at the grocery store the fat lady in front of us had her pager go off and my son said " look out mommy she is going to back up".
He associated the sound with my husbands dump truck in reverse.
Very embarrassing

Answer 7

It was more funny than embarassing, but my three year old in church the other day ran into the sanctuary yelling as loud as he could, "Jesus, where are you." Then he kept asking everyone around him in the same loud voice "where did Jesus go". I think he has the preacher mixed up with Jesus, because he always trys to run to the pulpit when 'looking or Jesus'.

Answer 8

my now nine year old son when he was 4 maybe 5 we had the winter Olympics " i live in salt lake" and we where riding trace to an event and my brother in law passed gas low and be hold we where sitting with a reporter so he looks at her and goes " my uncle just farted" i turned beat red!!!!

Answer 9

My sister told a woman she was fat in a shopping center. The women and her friend almost went after my sister.

Answer 10

We were in church and our son was helping "pass" the communion plate. He was quite small then and not speaking so clearly....instead of saying "I smell the crackers" (communion wafers) he said in a loud voice "I smell crack!" Got a few chuckles from those around us.