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Just trying to get some clarification, thanks :) ♥

2006-08-24 02:16:48 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

22 answers

Great question

His Noodly Appendage sees all, but loves all: you will be fine

"He who eats of mine noodles, eats of my flesh; he who drinks of mine spaghetti sauce, drinks of my blood: if he dost this he shall pass through the linguini gates into the kingdom of heavenly pasta sauces" Ravioli; Chaper 4. Vs. 3-216

2006-08-24 02:21:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

I think the Spaghetti Monster eats Ramen noodles

2006-08-24 09:29:02 · answer #2 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 0 0

His noodley appendages are of course comprised of "Angel Hair" pasta. But no worries. Ramen is the FSM equivalent of Holy Communion, provided you sing one of the three approved hymns of thanksgiving:

Way, Hey, Blow the Man Down!
What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor?
Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Rum!

The FSM likes his followers to sing sea chanties as well as wear full pirate regalia.

2006-08-24 09:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes it is a sin. You can only eat Ramen noodles for lunch or a late night snack. :)

2006-08-24 09:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by Shar 2 · 0 0

It is okay on Fridays or if you are in a part of the world that doesn't have Prego spaghetti sauce.

Or if you are a hippie you automatically have a special dispensation.

2006-08-24 09:19:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah, plus you'll get fat. Those ramen noodles are fried in oil! Spaghetti, not so much.

2006-08-24 09:24:45 · answer #6 · answered by jfahd 4 · 0 1

Never heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I am retired and have time to spare, you must be worse off than I am or you would not be wasting your time asking this question, and make me waste my time answering it. (lol)

That is my answer from Washington, D.C.

2006-08-24 09:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

MMMMMMMMMM RAMEN I LOVE RAMEN!!!!!it's official give me the nine-tailed fox spirit and call me naruto uzumaki.actually people do say i act like him

2006-08-24 11:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by Demon slayer 3 · 0 0

No, just keeping the faith. Ramen, sister, ramen.

2006-08-24 09:24:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I don't think it's addressed in the Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" and I don't have my Gospel handy, so I'm not sure.

RAmen.

2006-08-24 09:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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