Why is it always brown?

Question

This week I've eaten nothing but strawberries and rasberrys and drank only cranberry juice? I expected to drop a sweet smelling red plop into the pan but alas the same old brown smelling fish appeared. When i put a red sock into the washing machine everything else came out red. What's going on?

Answer 1

ones called digestion the other is washing

Answer 2

the answer to your crude question is billirubin - the pigment which makes bile brown - a bi product of liver function which is excreted into the small intestine to aid digestion of complex carbohydrates. This colours your 'plop'. Your 'plop' is also made up of dead cells from the inside of your gut. dimwit.

Answer 3

you see, what you're doing wrong is, you're eating things that are NATURALLY red......what you need is a lot of Red dye # 5 or an appropriate equivalent


ever drink a lot of beer that's been dyed green for St. Patty's Day?...you really do pee green if you drink enough of the food coloring

Answer 4

Try eating a lot of beetroot, that might work.
Why do you want it red? Blue might be nicer.
Just remembered, drink a lot of Guinness, then it will be black!

Answer 5

Ask Gillian Mckeith. She likes analysing and smelling peeps poo. I dont see why you are worried about something so trivial.

Answer 6

Eat playdoh, this made my 2 year olds multi-coloured....it was a work of art!

Answer 7

Try drinking a few pints of guiness or a bottle of red wine. Black poo????

Answer 8

It feels like being brown.

Answer 9

You may be having a bad day.

Answer 10

it just does but if u eat beetroot all day then ur pee will be red, now thats fun