2006-08-23 23:33:40 · 14 answers · asked by Curiosity 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
lmao .....I luv questions like this ......
yeah a bouncer seems just about right !!
2006-08-23 23:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, he would have become the senior immigrant official of the country. Ironic, i know, what with him being an immigrant as well, but still an excellent advert for turning away potential freeloaders from other countries.
Lets have a look at the kind of things our dear Arnie would be saying to those Romanian's and Poles:
Immigrant: Can i live and work in your country?
Arnie: Negative. The T-1000 will know you've come here to work and will be looking for you.
Immigrant: Shall i return back to my country then?
Arnie: Negative, the T-1000 has probably already gone back there, has killed your parents and is waiting for you.
Immigrant: Are you sure?
Arnie: I would.
Next immigrant:
Immigrant: Can i enter your country?
Arnie: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Immigrant: I have only just got here and i dont own a motorcycle and these clothes are all i have.
Arnie: Negative...
Next Immigrant:
Immigrant: Can i enter your country?
Arnie: Negative.
Immigrant: Oh f*ck you, I'll be back.
Arnie: How dare you, that's my line, come back here so that i can terminate you.
Immigrant: No, i'm going back.
Arnie: That's it, from now on all immigrants will be terminated, let this be a warning.
(He shoots the immigrant with his sawn-off before stealing his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle).
Other immigrants, terrified at the prospect of the "Terminator" in charge of immigration dont even bother crossing the Channel any more.
Problem solved. If only we had got him before the sleazy b4stard got in office across the pond....
2006-08-23 23:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by bobby t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would have been appointed deputy leader of the British National Party and, as such, would be obliged to engage in a duel to the death with John Prescott. Prescott would win and be sentenced to life imprisonment. Arnie's body would have been cremated and sent back to Austria, but would be lost because they would be sent by Royal mail.
2006-08-23 23:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by gnyla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps the question should be What would have become of him if he had not lived in the U.K,,,, cos he did live hear when he first tried to break into the profesional body building world he failed miserably and came to the UK to live and train with a well known (at the time) trainer who got him into world class shape and enabled him to carry on his career till he is were he is today..
2006-08-23 23:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is German so I'm sure they would make Him a Royal! Prince Arnold, very nice! Then the Brits would have a new Majesty to kow tow to!
2006-08-23 23:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
his home was the UK for 2 years when he first started body building.
2006-08-23 23:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah (31/UK) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Member of parliament for Oldham West - or wherever the BNP is strongest at the moment
2006-08-23 23:40:10 · answer #7 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Claiming benefits and living the life of Riley!
2006-08-23 23:42:53 · answer #8 · answered by TB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would probably still have become Mr. Universe.
And Drampor, he's not German, he's from Austria.
2006-08-23 23:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dustman, bouncer or navvy.
2006-08-23 23:38:22 · answer #10 · answered by Perplexed Music Lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋