A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused,
"Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, " You see, it's like this... yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because it's soooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she."
2006-08-23 23:22:27 · 16 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked it, but then again...I like a lot of stupid jokes. But I'm going to tell that one to my husband when he wakes up. He will tell me if its a keeper or not.
The best joke I made was when we went to Biloxi Mississippi...
we where driving down the road and we saw that there where a lot of "Adult Stores" well there where no strip clubs around. My husband was like, hummmm there is a Adult store on every block but no strip clubs, I came back with, "To many pervs and not enough sl*ts" :) I thought that was pretty funny and so did he.
2006-08-24 00:12:20 · answer #1 · answered by dohm84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes 50/50
2006-08-24 07:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by cute girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!! Nice to see a "revenge of the husband" joke!!! Its the other way round normally!!! Cooool!!!!LOL!!!
2006-08-24 08:18:27 · answer #3 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, what a rolling family. lol
2006-08-24 07:30:06 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good joke.I will remember that one.Thanks for sharing.
2006-08-24 06:30:46 · answer #5 · answered by FELINELOVER 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe
2006-08-24 11:06:13 · answer #6 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-24 06:41:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice try, but its not as good as u think. sorta predictable
2006-08-24 06:35:39 · answer #8 · answered by het.mari 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
try again mate
2006-08-24 06:26:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah serve her right.lol
2006-08-24 06:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋