2006-08-23 23:08:06 · 26 answers · asked by goodbye and good luck :-) 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
His probation officer came to my door and asked if I had kids because my date was a convicted child molester.
2006-08-23 23:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maaaany years ago, the guy I had been worshipping from afar asked me to the pics to see "The Wall" (Yup, THAT long ago!!) Of course I said yes!!! When we got there, not only did he announce he had "forgotten" his wallet so I paid us in then he proceeded to go direct to the hotdog/popcorn/coke booth and stock up for himself!!! Film was great tho!! He did apologise and siad he would make it up to me next day (my birthday!!) Long story short - he didn't show, he actually was out on another date with my friend. Unsure if she had to pay, but when she got wind of what happened she belted him and never saw him again!!! 20 years later I've still not got the hang of this dating thing!!!
2006-08-31 00:33:49 · answer #2 · answered by kitten3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took a girl to the cinema once for our first date. I walked up the stairs to find a seat at the back of the cinema and then thought better of it (in case she thought I wanted to try it on). So I turned and to walk back down. I didn't realise she was right behind me and ended up walking straight into her... she fell down the stairs and end up being drenched in a large Sprite and covered in popcorn.
A note to all the guys who find themselves in a similar situation - DO NOT TRY TO MAKE A JOKE OF IT... she did not see the funny side :-(
2006-08-30 03:46:46 · answer #3 · answered by Robbie B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, here goes..
I had a pair of boxer shorts that were very comfortable, but at one point had had bleach spilt on them, so they had this orange brown stain right across the crotch and gusset. It looked as if you'd had a prolapse in them.
One morning, I couldn't find another pair, and I thought to myself 'Why worry? No one's going to see them!'
Well, cut to that evening. My dreams have come true, a lovely girl that I'd fancied for ages had admitted she fancied me too, and we were back at my place, canoodling on the sofa. Things started to warm up, she started to fumble with my trouser buttons - then I remember what I was wearing!!
2006-08-23 23:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy took me to a club, the girls were dancing, when I looked for him, his friends told me that he left. I later found out that he actually had a girlfriend and he dated us at the same night the same time. Needless to say, I never dated him again!!!!
2006-08-23 23:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by poepies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Planned to go for a movie with my g/f and my car stalled on the way. And that happened on my first date!
2006-08-23 23:13:07 · answer #6 · answered by yuvan53 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were watching 'Carrie' at the pictures, and at the end, when the hand shoots out of the grave, she jumped up, realised that she was standing and sat down again quickly, not realising her seat had folded up.
I laughed.
She left.
2006-08-23 23:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by peter b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went out for a drink with a guy and stood in dog poo! I didn't realise until this old barmaid came out of the ladies and shouted across the bar "someone's walked dog poo all through the pub, can everyone check their feet please?" I was mortified when I realised it was me!
2006-08-23 23:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
set a dates hair on fire when my stereo system shorted out or was it getting a drink laced @ club, when i was in high school was pulled over on a date and the cop said i need to get the diapers home to my wife and kids,for pete's sake i was in high school and not married
2006-08-23 23:11:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She got up in the muddle of dinner and left with someone else. Told me I was boring her to tears
2006-08-23 23:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by mrharderson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋