2006-08-23 22:53:17 · 14 answers · asked by Brian 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big
If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick.
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, ****, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
I'd suck a fart out of your *** and hold it like a bong hit.
If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.
Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
those are collected from a group of army guys!
2006-08-23 23:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow Goldlust74 has a good one, if a girl said that to me I'll go gaga.
An easy pick up line is you just walk right up to her and say 'Hi, you look familiar are you from ?????.' Then just continue your conversation from there.
But also depends where you are. If you are in a nightclub, some guys have just said 'Would you like a f**k?' and got off with them. Think because they also look a bit like the Chippendales.
2006-08-24 18:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by JasonLee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate pick-up lines. Whenever a guy has tried one with me, I just think he's shallow and has nothing real to say.
2006-08-24 03:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by locolady98 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pick up lines never work-don't make an *** ot of yourself. just say what you're honestly thinking and it will pull through smoothe
2006-08-23 22:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by blitz1228 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say something really unexpected and gentlemanly! Something that has nothing to do with wanting to date them or whatever! Girls love Gentlemen!
Say, "Good evening! You mind sharing a drink with me, would you?" or sumthing like that! Be creative and gentlemanly!
2006-08-24 01:07:35 · answer #5 · answered by Dahv Inchi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Please come home with me. I'll do anything you want. My sister lives with me and we will both do everything you want. We need sex so bad we can't sleep at night. We will pay you and wash your car naked in front of your frat brothers. We will do anything to be your personal sex slaves."
Anyway, that always seems to work for my sister and me.
2006-08-23 23:00:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the best but the funniest crude humor i know heres the line.... wanna get a pizza and ****... thats it great one aint it....
2006-08-23 22:55:19 · answer #7 · answered by Schmitz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you like to have breakfast with me in the morning?
You would?! That's great. Should I call you or nudge you?
2006-08-24 04:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by sylvia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, I'm Rich.
2006-08-24 02:31:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey sexy, I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?
2006-08-23 22:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by kingofnarniaforever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋