There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
2006-08-23 22:45:25 · 8 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
water water everywhere not a drop to drink..
dikcs dikcs everywhere not a hole to prick
2006-08-23 22:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one, like, 30 years ago...still not funny unless you are 80 years old.
2006-08-24 05:47:52 · answer #2 · answered by viewAskew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!! So does it mean that all women should regularly practice Sit-ups??
2006-08-24 06:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-08-24 11:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahha funny
2006-08-24 05:47:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2006-08-24 05:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will not gettin married anymore after this joke .... i dont know why ..
2006-08-24 06:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-25 12:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋