One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.
"Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love.
After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks,
"What's the matter honey? Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies.
"Just undo them darn knots. I need more rope!"
2006-08-23 22:35:04 · 8 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds pretty much like the Fireman and wifey joke!!! Good One though!!! You are doing a good job making people laugh!!
And those who think of reporting this, get a life!!! Stop reporting poeple like BABy, Lin, PD and all....... They are just sharing jokes, whats wrong with it? If you dont like it, just stay away!!!!!
2006-08-23 23:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn.......I Gots Pretty Big Knots, But Still Have Plenty o rope!
2006-08-23 22:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by Lone Ranja™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh.. but thats why we tie the knot only after a round or two in bed .. coz by then we think size doesnt matter
2006-08-23 22:38:21 · answer #3 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just pull harder on the rope and tighten the knots
2006-08-23 22:38:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad.
2006-08-23 22:38:46 · answer #5 · answered by cityexplorer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhhaha good one
wicked :@
2006-08-23 22:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how is that funny? thats not even funny......tell me why thats funny.....il tell u what it is though.....its pretty funny
2006-08-23 22:39:18 · answer #7 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did it for her.
2006-08-23 22:39:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋