Consultation fees
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.
2006-08-23 22:27:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice.
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2006-08-24 17:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like it, though i have heard something like that before
here is mine
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started banging on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.
2006-08-23 23:03:44 · answer #2 · answered by arifin ceper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-08-23 22:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by Jellybean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-08-23 22:29:40 · answer #4 · answered by C h e e z C ஐ k e 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's layers they find every way possible to make money.
2006-08-23 22:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a nice joke and it made my day
2006-08-24 15:46:40 · answer #6 · answered by Clown & Joker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it was really nice.
2006-08-23 22:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny cuz its true
2006-08-27 22:04:44 · answer #8 · answered by shmoop84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So
2006-08-23 22:31:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-08-25 06:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋