Wife helps out the cop
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.
2006-08-23 22:16:46 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhahahhah really luv it its darn funny
wickedly hillarious :@
2006-08-23 22:19:27 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 10
2006-08-27 11:18:29 · answer #2 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-08-23 22:44:00 · answer #3 · answered by C h e e z C ஐ k e 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Fish
2006-08-23 22:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by frank m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
black comedy?? lol i would have beaten the freakin woman i mean to make the ticket or arrest worth!! nah i wouldnt but that lady just seemed very annoying lol
2006-08-23 22:19:55 · answer #5 · answered by antoni_m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Very funny, just to show that most women can't lie.
Beautiful.
2006-08-23 22:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Stevo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent pl keep on sending more like that
2006-08-23 22:20:44 · answer #7 · answered by raj 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup got a giggle outta me for sure!!
2006-08-23 22:21:26 · answer #8 · answered by *♥* ♥* FaeGoddess*♥*♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you. i've been looking for a funny joke all morning.
2006-08-24 01:54:31 · answer #9 · answered by fungirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile. it'll hit later. then i'll send it... ok now it's funny.
2006-08-23 22:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by Harmony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋