2006-08-23 21:54:41 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's his for free
2006-08-23 21:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can't really guess how much the devil would pay... he probably knows that I'm doomed for hell anyway, so he wouldn't bother.
But seriously dude, what the hell does the devil want everyone's souls for anyway? It's like a massive Soul Daycare clinic... what the hell does he plan on doing with them all? You can only torture souls for so many thousands of years before it gets boring, surely.
2006-08-23 22:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For mine or any born again believer? Nothing, it's not for sale, Jesus already bought it with his life's blood.
For any unbeliever's? Nothing, he already owns it.
Joh 8:42 Jesus said to them, "If God were your Father, you would love Me, because I came from God and I am here. For I didn't come on My own, but He sent Me.
Joh 8:43 Why don't you understand what I say? Because you cannot listen to My word.
Joh 8:44 You are of your father the Devil, and you want to carry out your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning and has not stood in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he tells a lie, he speaks from his own nature, because he is a liar and the father of liars.
Joh 8:45 Yet because I tell the truth, you do not believe Me.
Joh 8:46 Who among you can convict Me of sin? If I tell the truth, why don't you believe Me?
Joh 8:47 The one who is from God listens to God's words. This is why you don't listen, because you are not from God."
2006-08-23 22:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by steve 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The devil doesn't need to pay for our souls we all sin on a daily basis.
2006-08-23 22:00:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine's not for sale, at any price. That's because it's where all of my sense of humour comes from. Without that, nothing I'd say would be funny, and I'd be reduced to wearing plaid, playing golf, making weak puns and tasteless jokes about penguins, choirboys and nailguns or whatever.
2006-08-23 22:02:08 · answer #5 · answered by fiat_knox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About $8 an hour. Oh, I'm sorry. I think i may have confused my boss with the devil.
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2006-08-23 22:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by Luce's Darkness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The devil is unmasked as the Father Of All Lies...... I promise he woill pay as little as possible. No matter how huge you may think the price is he knows how to crush you......... He has no friends, he makes 'No Deals.' fact.
2006-08-23 22:21:38 · answer #7 · answered by HOPE 4 THE FUTURE: 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He hasn't knocked on my door with a huge novelty check in his hands yet...so my soul probably isn't worth much.
2006-08-23 21:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever I ask him for as long as it's in his power to give, so it has to be "of this world", problem is that there is always a twist and always the ultimate price to pay.
I'll tell you if I think it was worth it, next time round!
2006-08-23 22:03:23 · answer #9 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Satan can and will never "own" your soul. Thats just silly. This is an idea made up in pop culture. It truely does and can not exist.
2006-08-23 22:32:42 · answer #10 · answered by kingofnarniaforever 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd give him the bloody thing. Don't wanna go to heaven where you have to polish the stars all the time... And it's a better company down there anyway!
2006-08-23 22:01:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋