Knowing that there is a mosquito in my room that I can't see is actually keeping me from turning off the lights and falling asleep. And now I am also fearful of sleep paralysis. I want one of you to virtually tuck me in and tell me a bed time story, reassuring me that there are no closet monsters, and that a mosquito will not suck mah blud tonite :(
2006-08-23 20:01:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
dude jus sleep, its not that hard, uve ben doing it ur whole life.
2006-08-23 20:04:14 · answer #1 · answered by chico 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a mosquito sucks you, you would not die. If there are closet monsters that no one has seen and only you could see, you are at an advantage. You can describe them to everyone tomorrow morning. Remember the one sure thing that you are not going to die or suffer even a single bruise. There is a knight somewhere in the room fighting with the mosquito and closet monsters. Some people call him Jesus, others Allah and in different names. Trust him and you will have the best sleep of your life.
2006-08-24 03:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by Chakravarthy S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you have a few options
get up, put your superman costume on, and go to battle lwith that mosquito,
or get a mosquito repellent you can put on your body.
get a candle that detours bugs.
sleep in another room,
get a mosquito net
drink milk
or beer
or read, a boring book,
write a letter, and watch for the mosquito and when the buzzing gets near,, make your move.
eat garlic.. they won't bite you..
maybe the mosquito is not a bug, maybe it is a tiny fairy, or angel,
there are so many possibilities,
you can also pray.. that is your best option,
you were not born, and alive right now, to be paralyzed by a mosquito,, or any other insect,, you will be ok
you have a lot of nice people who answered you, and they were kind,
so count your blessings
one by one
then you'll see,
what GOD has done,
so close your eyes, and go to sleep
cuz in Gods hands your life he keeps,
good night, sleep right,
2006-08-24 07:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by Maureen K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, not too long ago there was a boy that was scared of alot of silly things. Then this older woman decided to tell him a nice story about the good mosquito. This bug instead of sucking the blood gave you powers unimaginable. The little boy then went to sleep and woke up the next morning with bites all over him but he new he was full of powers and went out and shared the joy. Good night! Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bugs bite...there is nothing to fear but fear itself.
FEAR is False Evidence Appearing Real.
2006-08-24 04:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK sweety, Once upon a time there was a big fat mean mosquito that loved to fly around Erik's room. Darting to and fro. Buzzing in his ear like an airplane. Erik just couldn't go to sleep because he was afraid the mosquito would drink all his blood and give him the West Nile Virus. And maybe a nasty infection where it bit him . So the MOMMY came in and took a big shoe and killed the F__'n mosquito. Then Erik went straight to sleep and everyone lived happily ever after. GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-24 03:06:07 · answer #5 · answered by char__c is a good cooker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u should put a bug killer in yr room. Turning off all light would help u fall asleep fast. if can't, do the counting. don't think of sth else
2006-08-24 06:10:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang, man. Maybe you should have a glass of milk and read a book until you fall asleep. ... or
..Meditate...
Close you eyes and breath slowly. try to imagine some far away, beautiful places.try to even hear the sounds of those places. No words... no thoughts... just images and sounds.
2006-08-24 03:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by theenormusnorm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok here is the story for you
Once upon a time there was a stupid monkey, he gets up early in the morning climb the trees all day long eat some cocnut and go to sleep.... everyday he does the same thing...gets up early in the morning climb the trees all day long eat some cocnut and go to sleep.... again and again he gets up early in the morning climb the trees all day long eat some cocnut and go to sleep.... the same thing everyday
Does that work??
Are you feeling like going to sleep??
2006-08-24 03:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by Jill-mommy of a cute lil fellow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know what, why dont you drink two or more bottle of beers
before going to bed for sure you will never feel those mosquitos bites anymore.
2006-08-24 03:19:19 · answer #9 · answered by 2m's 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray the rosary. Surely, you'll fall asleep. What with the repetitiveness of it. Count sheep, too. ;-).
2006-08-24 03:20:46 · answer #10 · answered by Scube 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get over it.. buy a mozzie net
lay on the edge of the bed and you will soon drop off
2006-08-24 03:07:35 · answer #11 · answered by greengunge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋