A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away. So they got married immediately.
The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."
"Oh honey," he replied. " I can't drink that much every day."...
2006-08-23 17:58:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...hiccup! And your point is...?
2006-08-23 18:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait, so the crab was under the influence?? what's so funny about that?? gosh darn it!! get a funny bone, now!! er, sense of human..... wait, i get it, the crab wasn't a crab cake yet, soooo, that's why he married the female crab, so they could live miserably ever after in some jock's nether regions, oh okay, now i get it, ahahahaha
2006-08-24 05:01:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Thanks. I'll leave a watermellon seed under your pillow.
2006-08-24 04:56:26 · answer #3 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I thought I was going to bust a gut laughing.
2006-08-24 01:35:08 · answer #4 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually funny, but then again I have a weird sense of humor.
2006-08-24 01:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting
2006-08-24 01:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-24 01:11:54 · answer #7 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah... good one
2006-08-24 02:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by Tsu-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny
2006-08-24 01:33:22 · answer #9 · answered by countrychick4u8592 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... silly :)
2006-08-24 00:59:59 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋