What are some of the great/witty/silly/ridiculous whatever church signs you have seen?
One of my favorites: "Satin believes in God, too."
Yes, S-a-t-i-n. It was S. Missouri. Maybe they were just spellin' it like it sounds? [say-tin]
2006-08-23 17:20:17 · 11 answers · asked by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
One I just read, and they do have a point:
"If evolution were true, mothers would have 3 arms."
"Jesus invested his life in you, have you shown any interest?"
2006-08-23 18:03:30 · update #1
This site was so hilarious, I bookmarked it! I'm happy to share it with anyone who gets a laugh out of it.http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/churchsigns.php
My all time fave is 'Staying in bed and shouting 'Oh God!' does not constitue going to church'.
2006-08-23 17:23:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place.
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift!
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them and He will clean them.
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
For all you do, His blood's for you!
God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!
Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
"Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere
except in a public school.
The Will of God will never take you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.
This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"!
To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
We're too blessed to be depressed.
A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of the age of rocks
Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are
Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies
2006-08-24 00:34:13 · answer #2 · answered by pooh bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best Church signs I have ever seen was:
CH CH
What is missing?
2006-08-24 00:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two that make me chuckle when i have seen them..... one was on a church sign that actually had the time and temp on it also.... its showed the temp a few weeks ago at 108 .... and below it said.... You think this is hot????
The other said..... Wal-Mart...... is not the only Saving Place
2006-08-24 00:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by PreacherTim63(SFECU) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christian church "Under same management for over 2000 years"
2006-08-24 00:24:14 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ @I_i ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My friend sent me a picture one time that was in front of a church. It says "Don't let worries kill you, let the church help!" I thought it was kind of funny.
2006-08-24 01:54:41 · answer #6 · answered by Becca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a whole collection of clever and corny ones here:
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/churchsigns.php
2006-08-24 00:25:00 · answer #7 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Chearful Faces makes for a Happy Savior'
That's funny though. I'd love to see the sign above because it's so true, althoguh I have yet to see it.
2006-08-24 00:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by I think... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
CH _ _ CH....What's missing? You are.
When your back is against the wall....
Remember His was on the Cross.
2006-08-24 00:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by okiemom67 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Free Will Baptist.
do i understand your question?
2006-08-24 00:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by DM 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋