2006-08-23 17:10:04 · 17 answers · asked by want_me_luv_me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think the real question is, what came first the chicken or the road...................for all we know that chicken could have been taking the same path for ever and suddenly a road was built in his path......lol
2006-08-23 17:29:08 · answer #1 · answered by capollar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.answers.com/joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:
2006-08-24 08:01:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken crossed the road because he had this BIG idea, that IF he crossed the road, his actions would begin a gigantic hoo-ha amongst humans, whom he thought were really silly and lame. He wanted to leave a legacy behind. Where chickens and Man would co-exist in harmony, bound by ties revolving around this certain question. "WHY exactly did this chicken cross this specific road?" I guess we'll never ever know why guys, so let's just carry on with our lives, KFC orginal recipe and all that's deep fried.
2006-08-24 00:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by yweouch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isn't it because the chicken wants to get to the other side? what you want to ask is "is there a real answer to who came first? the egg or chicken"
2006-08-24 00:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but only the chicken knows ;)
2006-08-24 00:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by HereAndThere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grass is always greener on the other side
2006-08-24 00:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from C. Sanders.
2006-08-24 00:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side.
2006-08-24 00:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by Brian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this question belongs in the X-Files.....
2006-08-24 04:00:22 · answer #9 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea
to get to the other side
2006-08-24 00:34:34 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋