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A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several swords in the car.

"What are those for?" she asked.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

"Well, show me," the officer requested.

So he got out the swords and started juggling them: first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

As another car passed by, the driver did a double take looking at the cop and the juggler, and said,

"My! Look at the drinking test they're giving now."

2006-08-23 16:26:56 · 24 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

hehe so so silly hehe ♥

2006-08-23 17:13:09 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2 0

wow! funny.
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2006-08-25 00:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are asking if this joke is silly than the answer would have to be yes! All jokes are silly! If they were not then noone would have fun telling them!

2006-08-23 23:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by zoril 7 · 0 0

Juggler test, LOL, ha ha

2006-08-24 00:08:28 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

I actually passed that test.Didn't even know I could juggle :)

2006-08-24 00:31:15 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0 0

Still laughing

2006-08-24 04:20:18 · answer #6 · answered by BluntTrama 3 · 0 0

No. a cute one, as others say.

2006-08-24 00:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

lolzzzz thats a good one.

2006-08-23 23:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by cheeks 4 · 0 0

You funny!

2006-08-23 23:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was a cute joke. :]

2006-08-23 23:33:19 · answer #10 · answered by softball002 3 · 0 0

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