Santa, an old lady, the Tooth Fairy, and the perfect man found a wallet stuffed with money. They all argued over who got to keep it, and decicded to go to court over it.
Who kept the money?
The old lady! The other 3 don't exist, silly!
2006-08-23 15:07:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My dentist is gay. I call him the tooth fairly. He doesn't mind
2006-08-23 15:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by Bill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a perfect man doesn't exist then neither does the old lady. For all I know the ladies always lie about their age .
2006-08-23 15:30:33 · answer #2 · answered by petleo67 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-24 17:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what but all those storys of santa and the tooth fairy i know there is no perfect man but dont lie to ME it just cant be i mean all those storys
can u belive that im 11
lol jk i know santa and the tooth fairy arnt real
2006-08-23 15:13:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course the old lady
2006-08-23 15:10:07 · answer #5 · answered by desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly,but yet funny
2006-08-23 15:34:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, ESPECIALLY the perfect man. lol
2006-08-23 15:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by Just wonderin' 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol .. i agree, the perfect man doesn't exist.
2006-08-23 15:10:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2006-08-23 15:09:27 · answer #9 · answered by KIMBO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may have worked better if you didn't give away the punchline...
2006-08-23 15:29:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋