It turns out that I've struck up a wonderful friendship with a woman I met at the grocery store. At first, we chatted and talked while exploring the store, and after a few chance meetings we wound up actually consulting with each other and planning our shopping trips to correspond. One day, we were walking and talking just minding our own business when a shelving unit collapsed and fell towards her. With reflexes of a ninja I pulled her out of harms way and into my arms. Well a couple of days later we both laughed when she asked me why I didn't speak to the store manager and I felt obliged to inform her I had orchestrated the entire situation, so if I told the manager I would probably have to pay for the destroyed shelves and I wouldn't be able to afford our honeymoon in Aruba. What?!? That took her by surprise, she said. But a pleasant one, except for one small problem, she's married. Should we just run off together, should she file for divorce, or should we poison her husband?
2006-08-23
15:03:41
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Steel Toe
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2006-08-23
15:46:18 ·
update #1