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If it smells like cat food, you are not my friend.
If the aroma smells of seabreaze and angeldust, I will forgive you.
If there is no odour, you are neither human, nor animal, but are acceptable, and again, I will forgive you.
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2006-08-23 14:58:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

i wont

2006-08-23 14:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My husband has done this in the past and left a** juices on my face. It did not smell like roses let me tell you....it was nasty but I'd do it again. =)

We like the nasty.......ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh

2006-08-23 22:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by speedracer54348066 2 · 0 0

Mine smells like pink watermelons. Where do I stand?

2006-08-23 22:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by Ruby 4 · 0 0

Chili and 8 beers, I'm thinking mine will just reeeeek well.

2006-08-23 22:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my word what in the heck is wrong with you and why in the world would you wont someone to do that in your face

2006-08-23 22:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by sclady62001p 5 · 0 0

I don't know why don't u fart and smell it and see if u can forgive
yourself for smelling like sh*t.

2006-08-23 22:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by christina j 3 · 0 0

You think you are impressing anybody? Why not put your energy into building yourself up and not degrading yourself?

2006-08-23 22:01:18 · answer #7 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 0 0

if i fart in your face its not intentional i have very good manners thanks to my mom and i only do that when someone makes me mad and i've just eaten burritos LOL but hey turn your face towards dallas texas kid

2006-08-23 22:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by wllshtt 2 · 0 0

sounds like u need ur head analised

2006-08-23 22:00:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

face toward wisconsin

2006-08-23 22:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

angeldust. ;)

2006-08-23 21:59:46 · answer #11 · answered by michael 5 · 0 0

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