what is green, hanging on a wall and witsles
2006-08-23 14:56:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A herring
2006-08-23 14:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by crissyll22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Herring
2006-08-23 15:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by Myke BoDean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- A herring.
- But a herring isn't green.
- You can paint it green
- But a herring doesn't hang on the wall.
- You can nail it to the wall.
- But a herring doesn't whistle.
- So it doesn't whistle.
2006-08-23 15:02:14 · answer #3 · answered by MikeO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy with no arms and no legs named art who is jealous of you for having arms and legs who is working hard to get off of the wall, but who remembers everything that snow white and her minions have told him-especially to whistle while he works.
All right now give me my ten points dammit!
2006-08-23 15:09:39 · answer #4 · answered by Sherry L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A herring.
Herrings aren't green.
But you could paint them.
Herrings don't hang on walls.
They do if you nail them there.
Herrings don't whistle.
I only said that so the answer wouldn't be too obvious
2006-08-23 15:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by JesusisGodsson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a green whistler hanger on the wall
2006-08-23 21:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kermit the frog,with a nail in his head and a door-stop jammed down his throat!
2006-08-23 14:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by Danny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A booger, frog that has been blasted by a shot gun, I say it has to be one of the 2.
2006-08-23 14:58:32 · answer #8 · answered by ejholle1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a white eyed green parrot
2006-08-23 14:58:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I don't know."
"A herring."
"But a herring isn't green."
"So, you paint it green."
"But a herring doesn't hang on a wall."
"So, you hang it on a wall."
"But a herring doesn't whistle."
"So, it doesn't whistle."
2006-08-23 14:57:20 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋