Staring at you intently with hate filled scary eyes he's shouting and cursing, gnashing his teeth looking at you... so stand up and get off his wing, your sitting on it
2006-08-23 14:50:27 · 22 answers · asked by Iden x 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I named my demon "logic."
2006-08-23 14:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by Klinton P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a friend who wanted to call up a demon. I kept trying to tell
him he could use spiritual power for good things. I gave him
some magic circles and names of power. Two weeks later I
saw his stupid face in the obituaries.
I had another friend who said he was a devil worshipper. I invited
to my home and asked him if he wanted to hear my ally,
(elemental being). He ran out of there.
You guys are bullsh+t!
2006-08-23 21:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come now. It's not hate filled eyes...it's pain filled! He has a large otter standing on his wing! Now I have to apologize and invite him in for tea. See? He's having Earl Grey...with cream and cake. May I offer you some as well?
2006-08-23 21:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why did you send such a dumb demon to spy on me . can't even see where i'm going to sit and get its body parts out of the way. It deserves a little pain .mabey it will learn a lession.
2006-08-23 21:57:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do'nt have to...I just shot the bugger's head off with a Remington shotgun...six times. Now I can put the bugger as my first and only trophy in the den...haha
I do not fear demons...not anymore...
Peace be with you.
2006-08-23 21:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by betterdeadthansorry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, I don't think there's a demon behind me. They're all terrified of me since that last one decided to trespass on my territory.
2006-08-23 22:04:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I think that is just my son, he just got home from football practice and hasn't taken a shower, plus he always gets cranky when he is hungry.
:-)
2006-08-23 21:57:46 · answer #7 · answered by Nelita C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as demons. Lost souls yes but demons no.
2006-08-23 21:55:56 · answer #8 · answered by plantladywithcfids 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I turned to look and behind me was a mirror.I then grinned with persecution.
2006-08-23 21:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by unmovingasp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope..your wrong. I am free from all that stuff .Jesus has made me free by His blood. And I hate him just as much as he hates me..lol
The devil is a liar.
2006-08-23 21:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by Judah's voice 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋