I think I missed something. Who or what is the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Would someone care to enlighten me here?
2006-08-23 14:44:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It is a parody on ID.
Creationists / I.D. adherents refuse to define the creator.
FSM was developed to show the illogical and absurd nature of ID and how it is NOT a valid counter argument to Evolution.
2006-08-23 14:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has arrived to teach us His ways just in time to meet the Kansas Board of Education when it was debating mandating teaching Creationism as a subject in public schools.
"Sure," say the Pastafarians, "teach Creationism, but give equal time to ALL the Creation stories. The Flying Spaghetti Monster has created us all, touched us all with His Noodley Appendages, and offers us Stripper Bars and Beer Volcanoes when we die." Some of the Kansas School Board were immediately enlightened by this, some became Pastafarians, some simply scratched their bald pates and burped.
So, while most people worship a joke disguised as a religion, Pastafarians worship a religion disguised as a joke. Actually, I stole that from the SubGeniuses. Praise BoB! But that....is another story.
2006-08-25 08:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the flying spagetti monster blew in from the east, and for them that hast thinking, and upon those with large brains for the mysteries, wo, let them count on this: there is a number, and its counting be six hundred and sixty three. It is the number of the Roast Beast. And in the days of the scarlet whore, she shall ride the Roast Beast ere every village, marking the doors of the sons of the cousins of the chosen twins, and this mark shall be A-one.
Ramen
2006-08-23 14:59:06 · answer #3 · answered by Snarktopus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, let's not forget about global warming killing off all the pirates, which is another reason the world's such a mess today.
http://www.venganza.org/pirate.pdf
2006-08-24 21:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one TRUE FSM! You will never know the joy of having a personal relationship with FSM if you do not let him into your dish.
2006-08-23 14:48:48 · answer #5 · answered by Indigo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
here ill set you strait fsm is a parody of religion it angers me it mocks everything religion stands for!but some people dont undersatand fsm is a parody!and they actually say some stupid prayer at night that would be somthing like this:
and thou said let the meatball touch the noodles of spaggheti as he the alfredo sauce filled the plate of light with noodles,be touched by his noodley appendage and be saved
ramen
retarded eh'?
hope i wenlightened you if you still have troubles look it up in wikipedia
2006-08-23 15:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
http://www.venganza.org/
Reach out and be Touched by His Noodly Appendage!
RAmen!
2006-08-23 14:46:57 · answer #7 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only god out there. RAmen. Look into it if you want an eternal stripper factory/beer volcano.
2006-08-23 14:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He is the Creator of the universe
http://www.venganza.org/
2006-08-23 14:47:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's um... a diety that looks like a floating plate of spaghetti, duh. He created the universe by touching it with his noodly appendage.
2006-08-23 14:50:03 · answer #10 · answered by CRtwenty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋