if the zombie jesus came up to you and asked you to let him eat your brains to prove your love for him, would you do it?
or have you already lost your brains, and that is why you worship a dead man?
2006-08-23 13:43:40 · 20 answers · asked by crazyman_2 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
May God save ur soul son....
we have a new bible character right here...
(applause)
2006-08-23 13:52:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could care less if you consider my brain all gone, or what you choose to believe. It will not have any affect on what I believe. You choice to believe Jesus is dead, fine so be it. I choose to believe that he rose again and is alive, so be it. In the end it makes no difference, does it?????
I have no desire to push my believes on someone, simple reason, they will not accept. So why bother, its not worth my time. What I choose to do is live my beliefs. To follow the teachings of Jesus and in so doing who do I hurt???? No one, because by faith I have made a choice to put others before myself, to treat others in the manner in which I want to be treated. So lets say you are right, when I die I turn to dust. Who have I hurt????
But Lets say that I am right. Then what does that do???
I would rather live my live in my faith, true to my faith and be wrong than live your life and be wrong. I call that a gamble that I am not willing to take.
2006-08-23 20:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The spirit that lived as Jesus was one of the highest forms of
life. He died in the way he did to atone for all the human life that
has had to die violent, bloody deaths since our Creator made
us. It opened doors to the spirit world that were slowly closing.
That way, even misdirected souls like yourself might be be able
to find thier way back to the place our spirits came from. God
doesn't make anybody go to hell. But He doesn't make anybody
go to Heaven either.
2006-08-23 20:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats assuming jesus ever actually lived or died... you need to remember that the bible is a work of fiction created by man... This "God" everyone goes on about has not got a fax machine or printer. The Bible was actually written and produced by man...
Prove to yourself that God does not exist, take the test
http://whydoesgodhateamputees.com/
2006-08-23 21:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus will not be coming back until the end of the world and I think the book of revalations explains whats going to happen. Jesus wouldn't ask to do that. Jesus saves. God bless.
2006-08-23 20:51:24 · answer #5 · answered by I love Jesus! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do you portray so much hatred towards those who do not follow your faith in the world?
I thought that people like you (followers of the world) would care equally for all people. Or are you like most hateful individuals - double-minded? Remember you cannot do or be two things at once. That is impossible. You cannot hate and state that you care for everyone on the earth. That is impossible because you are displaying hate from your question.
2006-08-23 20:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by waeyeaw 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is not dead.
Matthew 28:5-7The angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. 6 He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. 7 Then go quickly and tell his disciples: 'He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.'
Mark 16:6-7 Don't be alarmed," he said. "You are looking for Jesus the Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not here. See the place where they laid him. 7 But go, tell his disciples and Peter, 'He is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him, just as he told you.
2006-08-23 20:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by cnm 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
u have some nerve calling Jesus a zombie
He is not dead he rose up again retard
He is in heaven and will come back and take up his people with him and people like u will suffer from earthquakes and Fireballs and locusts and No Water and hot temperatures
2006-08-23 20:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by weird guy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus should not be joked about in this manner. He does not require sacrifices, and He is not dead! He is alive and lives in Heaven!
2006-08-23 20:49:55 · answer #9 · answered by Maedhros 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ rose from the dead!
2006-08-23 20:49:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
well judging by your question you wouldn't need to worry about Jesus eating your brain because it's too small.
2006-08-23 20:47:04 · answer #11 · answered by Jake S 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋