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note: the most vomit enducing one gets a special prize from yours truely...WOOHOO

2006-08-23 13:40:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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that's a beautiful colour lipstick- it would look even better on my di** !!

I'm gonna call heaven- cos if your here they must have an angel missing. (yuk!)

2006-08-23 13:56:09 · answer #1 · answered by Levi 2 · 0 1

I don't really use them at all, but many times I have heard "did we go to school together?" Which I know is ALWAYS a line because I went to school 1,200 miles from where I am being hit on.

2006-08-23 20:45:49 · answer #2 · answered by cjh1221 2 · 0 0

K well i rarely talk to the opposite sex as they scare me lmao .... but what i normaly do is.... 'hey, whats that you're reading?' ....cause i'm mostly in the library or class

2006-08-23 20:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by Mortis 2 · 0 0

Deliberately bump into the female, exchange names, walk away, turn back as if you forgot sumfin, 'if i was u 'female's name', i wudn;t let my future walk away from me. Classic

2006-08-23 21:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by Quiet Storm 2 · 0 0

The cheesiest EVER has GOT to be
"Did you hurt yourself?" (insert female's response) "When you fell from Heaven!"

Struggling to type with my fingers down my throat!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-23 21:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by franja 6 · 0 0

heaven must be missing an angel as your sitting here with me
lmao

2006-08-24 05:24:47 · answer #6 · answered by gosport girl 3 · 0 0

Man, you must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day!

2006-08-23 22:13:44 · answer #7 · answered by Pamela N 4 · 0 0

dooooo yooooo com eeer offen malady !

2006-08-23 21:03:01 · answer #8 · answered by ralphthemouth 3 · 0 0

if i said you had a nice body... would you hold it against me?...
heres a dime phone your mom and tell her your not comin home tonight

2006-08-23 20:49:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Me: So you like that do you? [after what they tell you they like]
Them: Yeh
Me: I can give you more of that in my bed at home! [Cheeky]
[They go with you]
[Shag them all night]
Me: Tommorow....
Take it from there!!!.....

2006-08-24 15:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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