i am 32 single never had a girlfriend, and never had sex how do i get sex?

Answer 1

Take a trip to Nevada and visit the chicken ranch with $500.

Answer 2

If you're 32, never had a girlfriend and only worried about getting sex then actually getting sex is the least of your problems.

Answer 3

Go buy a black lable Armani black suit, some nice shirts, Alligator shoes, brush your teeth, get a hair cut, wear some mitchum deoderant. Buy a book on body language by David Lewis, it's the best one. Rent the movie Hitch, discover that anyone can get a women, it's just that you have not tried yet.

So, read the book, practice the techniques, go out and find her, she's waiting for you to look her way, then go ask her out.

All you must do is talk to 4-5 women per day to over come the shyness, do not have any expectations, just talk and listen to them, find out what they like or don't like. Ask women what current events are happening this weekend, then make plans to go their.

You can put yourself in the right place at the right time, if you pay attention.

Answer 4

okay 32 and never had a single big bang in bed hard to imagine now days with stuff bouncing around like jasck rabiits on hbo, and cable and nasty magazines, summertime people are all over each other half dresedd in this heat in california half nakedd people running al oveer gods creations here, and you sit there and tell me in 32 years you have never even had the interest?? amaziong with al of this skinn, and trash on cable televisionn and everything you are still a virginn and never ever ounce did the big bang in bed okay, why dont you go out a sloicitt a prosituite for the hell of itt and tell her your story and tell her too show you the ropes etc, thats the only way your gona now i just cant imagine any of this iam 21 now and have been at it since i was, 12, just cant imagine thiss!!

Answer 5

If its only sex you want then go to Las Vegas and go to a House of prostitution for the women working there are free from Aids and any other sexually transmitted diseases-Prostitution is legal in Las Vegas and therefore the women working in these houses are regularly checked and certified to be clean, are also professional so you will not be disappointed.

Answer 6

buy yourself an inflatable girlfriend...no need for any kind of social exchange between the two of ya (I'm sure you gotta be used to that)...pound 'her' for a minute (try to go the full minute)...then you should be good for another 32 years....

Answer 7

if that's the case then there must be a reason for you to not get it. 1.) you're damn ugly
2.) you're a sleeze ball
3.) you're gay

Solution: Pay for it. Hooker, escorts, bribes, you get the idea

Answer 8

thats a big lie!! well the jbird stand for jail bird??? is that why u havent got sex ?you must of been their for a long time

Answer 9

You 32 year old virgin all you gotta do is smoth talk a ladie, take her back to your apartment and start makin out, before you know it yer havin sex, but hey wat do i know im only 12.

Answer 10

The nearest corner with a prostitute standing on it.