to the flying spaghetti monsters date of rapture? Any quotes from the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster? Now that I am saved I am really looknig forward to it.
(I was once a strong atheist then, after a period of time I became increasingly aware of the presence of his noodly appendage:)
http://www.venganza.org/
2006-08-23 12:30:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jon I am tired of your 'progressive' pastafarianism. All tht hardcore pastafarian stuff is BS. You need to go back to the old ways or you wont get your volcano in heaven.
Ramen,
may FSM save you.
2006-08-23 12:37:56 · update #1
A quote for you....
"Even the parrot that sits perched on the Pirate's shoulder is masterfully formed, a creature able to mimic the Pirate's own words, lending an ominous weight to their meaning."
RAmen.
2006-08-23 12:46:12 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody truly knows or can predict the date of the rapture. All we can hope for is a sign from the FSM. Some say that recently in Sicily someone found the numbers 4, 6, 2010 in his fettucini alfredo (i know, fettucini isn't spaghetti, but I don't think the FSM is limited to one form of pasta, perhaps that makes me a revisionist . . . i prefer the term "progressive").
2006-08-23 12:34:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
One must read The Gospels in Their entirety.
I would do you no service by providing such details without letting you discover them yourself.
As the FSM always taught:
Give a man a plate of spaghetti, feed him today.
Teach him to make spaghetti, feed him for life.
2006-08-23 12:34:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Peace. it somewhat is a no longer trouble-free concern you're in now. I actually have a history on your faith/way of existence and virginity is a great element. Virginity includes being honest and modest. Then it stops there. good judgment tells, be honest to the guy you're to marry, and desire that he extremely LOVES you, previous virginity and previous lust. If he somewhat loves you, virginity is of no weight. What concerns is that for the period of your self, you have asked forgiveness on your author, and tries to stay an stronger, ethical existence afterwards. regrettably returned, in maximum societies, what's obvious in the eyes bears greater weight than what's interior a guy's coronary heart and thoughts. undergo in thoughts, the certainty shall set you unfastened.
2016-10-02 11:20:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually, all kidding aside, and i 've been making fun of the fundies....... hmmmmm: can you take the *fun* out of *fun*damentalism. they sure do. anyway, the secret is just do alot of meditation and "energy work" yoga, tai chi, chi kung, rtc. and don't even "worry" about god, etc. , and you'll do fine---hooking up with the higher levels of your being and the cosmos is probably "enough" to make the changes to you and your life which will automatically make you a "holier" person. thumping the bible, and, if you're a minister, taking advantage of the cute little boys and girls in your church, is probably not truly a holy life, eh?
2006-08-23 12:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by drakke1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You definately are a stoner. The secret is that it will be genedicly built ffrom the Taridactil from getting his DNA from the past and making his skin produce food. If you find one get an orbiter it will get your mind off the problem.
2006-08-23 12:39:06 · answer #6 · answered by lord_andys_new_id 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALL MUST FEAR THE WILL OF THE FSM!(PBUHN)
BE FEARFUL OF HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES FOR THEY SHALL SMITE THEE DOWN FOR THY BLASPHAMOUS DEEDS, OH MAN, SON OF ANOTHER MAN(AND A WOMAN)!
GREAT MEATBALLS SHALL FALL UPON THE EARTH AND THE TOMATOEY SAUCE SHALL FLOODETH THE LAND!!
I AM HIS APPOINTED NOODLY MESSENGER! I SHALL NOT DIVULGE THE TIME OF HIS SQUIGGLY APPEARANCE TO ALL MANKIND, LEST I BE COVERED WITH PARMESAN WHICH DOTH SMELL OF BABY-SICK AND IS NOT THAT NICE!!!(ALTHOUGH ESSENTIAL ON HIS MOST GLORIOUS DISH OF HOLY BOLOGNAISE)...
RAMEN!!!
2006-08-23 12:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure... I just wanted to make a further comment...
Jon is incorrect in saying "...i prefer the term "progressive." The correct term is "Progresso." ; )
2006-08-23 13:00:10 · answer #8 · answered by Indigo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is absolutly nothing like flying spaghetti monsters. You sure do not sound like you are saved. Therefore, it must be satan writing through you.
2006-08-23 12:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by theprez7 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
He (she, it?) will only come when all the Ragu of the world has been consumed.
2006-08-23 12:32:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋