2006-08-23 12:18:06 · 28 answers · asked by surfrider501 2 in Health ➔ Mental Health
happy birthday
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f-u-c-king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f-u-c-king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f-u-c-king beak to the bar, you irritating b-a-s-t-a-r-d of a f-u-c-king bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread
2006-08-23 12:19:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I dont have a joke, but I do have a song.
"Once a year we celebrate, with stupid hats and plastic plates,
the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers 'round, gives you laughter, does a bow,
when we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! now your one year older.
HAPYY BIRTHDAY! your life still isn't over.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! you did not accomplish much, but you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.
So lets drink to your fading health and hope you dont remind yourself your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Does it feel like your doing laps, and eating food, and taking naps and hoping that some day perhaps your life will hold some cheer?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! what have you done that matters?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! your starting to get fatter.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! it's downhill from now on, try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get and though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it might.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! you wish you had more money.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! your life's so sad it's funny.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake."
2006-08-23 19:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by zooba 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No joke but a very happy birthday sent your way. Make a wish
2006-08-23 19:19:33 · answer #3 · answered by sam2sar 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Unfortunately, life does a nose dive
cuz, life flyes after you turn 25!
Have a good one!
2006-08-23 19:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by my2cents 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday!
Ok, here is a joke:
Q: What’s 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: The conga line at a nursing home.
2006-08-23 19:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by bravado_00 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!! Happy birthday!!
Enjoy!
2006-08-23 19:34:41 · answer #6 · answered by california_gurl16 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy bithday
A Blonde was qoinq to qet her hair cut ;; so she sat down in the barber chair & the hair dresser told the blonde she had to remove her head phones so she could cut her hair ;; The blonde said no i need those to live without them i`ll die ;; so about 10 minutes later the blonde women fell asleep in the chair ;; the hair dresser removed the head phones so she could cut her hair & the blonde women died ;; The hair dresser was shocked & didn`t know what to do ;; she put the head phnes up to her head & heard " Breath in, & Breath out. Breath in, & Breath out "
2006-08-23 19:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by Jake 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Surfrider 501
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Surfrider,
Happy birthday to you !!!!!!!
No jokes available at this time. I'm TERRIBLE about remembering them !
I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, and say may all your wishes come true.
Have a great night ! Enjoy !!!!
drumfly08
2006-08-23 20:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAPPY B-DAY!!!!!! If you come over I will give you a good spanking. Good Joke, hmmm... I would say, why did they quit letting people do the wave at football games? Because to many people drowned. lol haha
2006-08-23 19:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Chickie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My birthday greeting is my joke. Sing it to the tune of the traditional song: *Ahem, clearing throat*
Happy birdie
Two ewes
Happy birdie
Two ewes
Happy birdie
Two eeeeee wwwwes
*big finish* HAPPY BIRDIE, TWO EWES!
And many more!
2006-08-23 19:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
happy b-day ,the funny part comes when u realize your a 1/4 a century old now.
2006-08-23 19:24:31 · answer #11 · answered by bbbyrk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋