to sort out the weak from the strong minded people who truly believed in him? How can we help those that are succesfully swayed by it? Do you think his noodly appendage wants us to help them?
2006-08-23 12:15:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dev plz show more tolerance...I think you can't calssify any single person as an idiot..we all have unique, beautiful minds and providing help for the christians..even if they are unique in a more Clownish way...should still be a priority.
Ramen
2006-08-23 12:23:16 · update #1
The FSM (pbuhna) has given us inspiration (meaning to suck in) from the stern application of His Noodley Appendages. Infact, if we were only to apply things like a noodley appendage to unbelievers' sterns, we would have a veritable revival of that Old Time FSM Religion. Praise the Prima Vera, Brother! Get me down the bullwhip and pass me over my Duct Tape Pirate garb, Arrrrr! There will be more believers after the flogging than before, I guarantee.
I used to be a sinner, a SubGenius, bound for BoB and for Hell (or at least Waco, TX) but then TFSM (ahhna) saved me. Now I wait for the beer volcano, the stripper factory and my rightful place in heaven.
Christianity? Is that some cult like Scientography or GeorgiaWitnessProtection Program? Not sure I have heard of it.
Thanks for asking, though. Pass the Parmesian!
2006-08-23 12:23:31 · answer #1 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We must work incessantly to make sure that everyone may feel the joy of being touched by His Noodly Appendage.
2006-08-23 19:20:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
***Do you think the FSM invented Christianity...? ***
That's what everyone is saying.
***to sort out the weak from the strong minded people who truly believed in him? ***
Sounds like a plan.
***How can we help those that are succesfully swayed by it?***
Compelling speech.
*** Do you think his noodly appendage wants us to help them?***
Nah, he's pretty much able to look after himself. thanks anyway.
2006-08-23 19:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree that the FSM created christianity as a false religion to weed out the idiots.
but we are NOT to help them, or we would undo all his hard work.
He tricked the idiots, and if we let them in it, then we're going to share heaven with the idiots as well.
and I, for one, am not sharing a beer volcano and stripper factory with any old idiot.
2006-08-23 19:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, FSM would not be so deceptive. He wishes us to live well and eat right ... not to question ourselves and struggle with basic religious practices.
And no, he wants you to let them be. Go get a beer and a hooker.
2006-08-23 19:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋