An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks,
"What
can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing
wrong
with the way you have intercourse."
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them
£50
and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple return and asks the sex therapist to
watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
have
intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
sorry,
but I have to ask. "Just what are you you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and
we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for
£50, and I get £43 back from BUPA!"
2006-08-23 12:13:58 · 22 answers · asked by mr_sister_uk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that is funny keep the jokes comin!
2006-08-23 12:18:58 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw, I don't really think it's very funny, it's stupid, sorry! Hey did you hear the one about the blond who walks into the Library, goes up to the Librarian and says"Excuse me, May I have a Double Cheese Burger & a Large Coke!
The flustered Librarian looks up and says "Miss, this is a Library"! The startled blonde then quietly wispers "sorry, may I have a double cheeseburger& a large coke"........
2006-08-23 12:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
2006-08-23 12:16:52 · answer #3 · answered by Claire U.K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. liked it because i could not figure what it was about until i got to the end, which made me laugh out loud. keep them coming
2006-08-23 23:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by jennifer p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that's ancient.
THIS is funny:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=247
2006-08-23 12:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-23 14:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by notgnal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me smile but not laugh out loud
2006-08-23 12:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i read something of the sort!
2006-08-24 02:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by Luvy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-23 16:04:23 · answer #9 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah..made me chuckle :)
2006-08-23 12:46:49 · answer #10 · answered by cwazymistawang@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋