Don't you know it says in the holy gospel of the FSM that:
A. Meatball: 9384: Thou shalt not eat other than noodle soup at thy dinner table.
B. Parmesan: 2432: When thy darkness thouth come thee shou'lt not eat other than thy Ramen noodle.
Seriously, Don't you all know you wont get to heaven if you do not follow the gospel? I know some of you may have doubts but you just need tht little leap of faith that has been put into your mind as a good thing so your government and other people can control you to believe this. It's not that difficult.
2006-08-23 12:02:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rayzor I am afraid Christianity does not share the same beliefs as the pastafarians. I'm sry..you won't get to heaven..there is still time to convert but otherwise you won't get there. Sry.
2006-08-23 12:07:31 · update #1
For it is said in the book of Canneroni (Can 1:23) "Lo, therein were many a rich and chunky paste, but it was in vain. For the richness of a gnocchi is like unto the vomit of a nonbeliever's pig: noisesome and troubling. Ramen, Ramen, shall I tell you this, The Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuhna) has seen you with His metathematic meatballs and hath coated you with his Primavera of Love. Glory be to His Garlicy Sauce!"
Oh for the day when Creationism is finally taught in every school in the land and the Flying Spaghetti Monster is finally given His Due. Soon Duct Tape Pirate ships will be sailing on every mill pond.
I live for that day, Brothers and Sisters, as I know you do too.
Ra-men!
2006-08-23 12:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am familiar with the citations from the gospels of Meatball and Parmesan but I am not familiar with the last quote. Could it be from the book of Bozo?
2006-08-23 19:06:23 · answer #2 · answered by valcus43 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spread the Sauce, brother!
RAmen!
2006-08-23 19:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a man of the Christian Faith, and I have never read any of these... I just used this verse from the Bible in another answer:
"If you add anything to or take away from the Scriptures, you will endure damnation"
I dont know where you read that, but I am curious to find out.
2006-08-23 19:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by Rayzor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had Ramen noodles for lunch today =)
2006-08-23 19:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're hilarious and totally right. I love Ramen!!!
2006-08-23 19:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel the Atheist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may be sinning but I shall repent when I am about to die. Until then, I will enjoy my food!!
2006-08-23 19:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by Sapphire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAmen !
2006-08-23 19:04:40 · answer #8 · answered by Tammy ™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have met and eaten your 'god' he was very tasty :)
2006-08-23 19:06:01 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋