A Farmer has a flock of sheep and decides he wants to breed them, so he goes to market and buys a ram. After several weeks he takes the sheep to the Vet and asks him to check to see if they are pregnant.
"Oh, no" , says the Vet, "I can tell right away that none of your sheep are pregnant. A pregnant sheep always lies down after it becomes pregnant.
"Well, whats the problem then?" Asks the farmer.
"I think your ram might be gay", ventures the Vet.
So the farmer says, "I can't afford another ram, is there any other way to get my sheep pregnant?" , and the Vet says, "Well you could always try artificial insemination.".
"Oh right" says the farmer, "I'll think about that" and then he leaves. When back at the farm the farmer thinks to himself, "Artificial insemination must mean I've got to shag the sheep myself, but I can't let the wife know."
So, being a clever farmer, he takes all the sheep off in the back of his truck to a deserted field a few miles out of town and shags them all, brings them back, puts them in the field and goes to bed. In the morning he gets up, goes to the window to see if any of the sheep are lying down. Alas no, all of the sheep are as upright as sheep can be.
"Alright then," thinks the farmer to himself, "I'll have to do them all twice just to be on the safe side" So he takes all the sheep in the back of his truck to the deserted field again and shags them all twice! Brings them back, puts them in their field and goes to bed. In the morning all the sheep are still standing proud.
"Right", says the farmer,"no more mucking about".He puts all the sheep in the back of his truck and takes them to the deserted field where he shags them all 5 TIMES!!!. Brings them back, puts them in the field and goes to bed.
Well, come the morning the poor farmer aches from head to toe and can't get out of bed because he is so tired from yesterday's shagging so he asks his wife to look out the window and tell him if any of the sheep are lying down.
She goes to the window and looks out and says, "No, they are not lying down, they are all in the back of your truck and one of them is honking the horn!
2006-08-23 11:59:25 · 16 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha is funny ignore the negative people ..have a great week
2006-08-23 12:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The risks of the insemination itself really are not greater than those associated with pregnancy. The riskiest part will be the fertility drugs and egg harvesting before the insemination can take place. It is a surgical procedure, after all. Talk to your doctor about the risks. It may not take the first couple of times, but don't get discouraged.
2016-03-27 02:56:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luckily it had a terrific ending because it was a little much there for a second, but the joke part of it made it worth it. Honking the horn, too funny!
2006-08-25 12:00:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my kinda Sheep! Woo Hoo!
2006-08-23 12:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww!
2006-08-23 12:06:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahhaha a very good one
i liked it
hahhahha
2006-08-23 16:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the question?
2006-08-23 12:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by noyb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke!!!
2006-08-23 12:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
where do you get this great jokes. c'mon, share with me. They're like so good
2006-08-23 12:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, or something similar.
2006-08-23 12:01:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋