2006-08-23 11:51:33 · 17 answers · asked by BUDDA! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thou shall not have no other God before me. That's what I believe in.
2006-08-23 11:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by Mocha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no way impossible there is only one god oh ....and u want to be a god.....right so check this....LET ME tell u something.u want to be whipped with blood all over the place and placed a crown of thorns on your head.....and then get nailed to the cross and a spear lunged in your side....u want to always have a war with somebody one way or another and always want to worry about your people....do u want to not only be able to remember the terrible situations when u were young and dont remember nothing else only remember one or 2 good thought of young youth on a plane hanging out with somebody else other than a family member and the only other good memory i have for some reason is when i ate a bag of m and ms and then u want to always have somebody harrassing u through the evil forces of darkness because they know that they are going to love and burn in flames to experience eternal fire....u want to not have many friends because your in a terrible place battle dancing with the devil born spun on your head and still spinnin at age 23 and then telling your people hey i am your lord i am a lil dizzy and then also having to worry about israel and the church of satan growing over nine million strong and then worry a bout getting murderered dodging death like your in final destination episode 124 and counting and u want to be john connor wheres your honor....?
2006-08-23 19:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you make it to Heaven, they may serve you as a guess, nothing more.
I know there's only one God, I'll pull my life on it. He may have many names but to most religions and non religion He is the same one, God almighty, Father of Jesus in Haven.
I'll kneel to no other, I hope you understand when you wake up.
2006-08-23 19:07:58 · answer #3 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like a "self serve" god to me. Maybe you will have some luck if you add a drive-thru window.
2006-08-23 18:56:23 · answer #4 · answered by Pundit Bandit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have entered into a world where billions of people are poor just to see this?
Rightfully the universe belongs to me and not only that i have the knowledge to back it up. Like how to construct the universe. If you want to employ people first is to come down from your trip
2006-08-23 18:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by lord_andys_new_id 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God isn't old else He wouldn't be God. God is not confined to the realm of time.
2006-08-23 18:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by foxray43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your out of luck pal.
Exodus 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Exodus 23:13 And in all things that I have said unto you be circumspect: and make no mention of the name of other gods, neither let it be heard out of thy mouth.
2006-08-23 18:53:39 · answer #7 · answered by Carol M 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Buddha is not considered a god and never claimed to be. Get your facts straight.
2006-08-23 18:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by angk 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A waiter or waitress.
What a stupid question. Come up with something more challenging.
2006-08-23 18:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by creskin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I WILL! What art thou commands thy lord? Shou'll I lead all thse non-believers to light?
2006-08-23 18:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋