Best Mexican Jokes – Easy 10 point for the Best **Check it Out**?

Question

Hey There Guys....This is a easy 10 point to the person that can give me the best MEXICAN joke ever. It could be anything you want clean, dirty, racial, ANYTHING GOES. Lets see what you guys have

Answer 1

A Frenchman, an American Indian, a Texan, and a Mexican were traveling on an airplane when the Pilot suddenly said, " We are in trouble! If we dont lighten the load We are all gonna die!"

The Frenchman said " Viva Le France" and jumped out the door.

Wanting to be just as brave the Indian said " Geronimo!" And jumped out the door.

Next the Texan wanting to help as well said " Remember The Alamo!!!" And pushed the Mexican Out the door.

Answer 2

An Arab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway. The Arab picks up an AK-47. He shoots a couple of rounds and then throws the gun out the window. The American asks him why he through the gun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those where he is from he doesn't care about what happens to them.

The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn't care what happens to it.

The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window.


what do you call mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan

why don't mexicans bbq?
the beans fall through the holes

what are the 3 first words ina mexican cookbook/
steal a chicken

how do you get 50 mexicans ina phone booth?
throw food stamps in it.

what do you calla mexican witha rubber toe?
roberto lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

ok so a mexiacn chiuhahah and a caucasian man go to a convenient store to apply for a job they both want the same position and there both very good so the owner decides that the best person/dog to make a sentence with liver and cheese would get the job the man said "do you want your liver and cheese in a bag ma'am" and the chihuhaha said "liver alone cheese mine!"

guess who got the job scroll down
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the chihuhaha did but do u always do what people tell u to do!?

ok then jump of the bridge.

_________bridge____scroll down to jump__________
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boom ur dead!

Answer 4

what's the difference between a couch and a mexican?
a couch can support a family.
all i can think of at the moment.

Answer 5

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

A: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

Answer 6

Damn, the only one i can think of is the Mexican Olympic team...

Answer 7

what's a mexican? all i have heard about down in southern teaxs is free labor.