Girs laugh when they hear them, which pretty much breaks the ice. So, which are the funniest one's that u would like to share. 10 points for the funniest!!!
2006-08-23 11:12:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
haha i have three good ones
you remind me a\of a convertable always looking better with your top down!
or if your talking on the phone: God i wish you were my work because i would be doing you on my desk right now haha
baby you are one tall glass of water and let me tell ya im thirsty
2006-08-23 11:18:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
2006-08-23 18:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by feel_n_learn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a couple good ones........
1- is your dad a thief? cuz it looks like he stole some juicy melons and put them in your bra.
2- did it hurt? guy says- girl says did waht hurt? the guy says when u fell from heavan.
3- do u have a map? cuz im lost in your eyes.
4- holding a screw up to his face "hey wanna screw? cuz i got one here!
5- i lost my teddy bear, would u sleep with me tonite?
and thats all i got but those are hilarious. any guy who would say that is eaither ballsy or just stupid.
2006-08-23 18:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by noelani90 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
2.Im glad i brought my libraby card, cause im checkin' you out.
2006-08-23 18:15:44 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you were any more beautiful, you wouldn't get any privacy because every artist would be trying to paint you.
2006-08-23 18:15:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I have tinted windows on my van outside.
2006-08-23 18:16:26 · answer #6 · answered by kitty cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u belive in love at 1st sight or will i walk past u again... it always makes me laugh
2006-08-23 18:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
your feet must be hurtin because u been runnin through my mind
2006-08-23 21:36:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Stolen from my friend Sherry)
This is a girl picking up a guy:
"If you were my son I'd name you Oedipus"
I love it!
2006-08-23 18:14:11 · answer #9 · answered by laura_ghill 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
got any Italian in ya? want some?
2006-08-23 18:19:06 · answer #10 · answered by lindz2480 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋