I need some short and funny jokes so I can remember them.........Please help!!!!
2006-08-23 10:47:00 · 25 answers · asked by scs005 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's a ducks favorite snack?
Qwackers
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
2006-08-23 10:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by Ralph 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hear about the cross-eyed teacher who had no control over his pupils? Irish alibi: being in two places at the same time. If you go to Vernons in Liverpool can you get swimming lessons there? Why doesn't someone invent a piano with a vertical keyboard, for those who play by ear? Can you be arrested for gross indecency if you've done it only 143 times? Do Dutch footwear factory workers clog off at the end of the day?
2006-08-23 18:16:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Different forms of the verb -
I am firm.
You are obstinate.
He is pigheaded.
Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
One good turn gets all the blankets.
Gravity is a drag. Black holes suck too.
Time is what makes today yesterday's tomorrow.
I want patience and I want it NOW
2006-08-24 15:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by felineroche 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a girl between two buildings? Ally
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
What do you call a man floating in the water? Bob
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dug
One day, 2 cows are outside eating grass.
Cow1: I was artificially inseminated this morning.
Cow2: Really?! Are you serious?
Cow!: Yes, straight up. No bull!
I have a lot more.
2006-08-23 17:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
`2 points
2006-08-24 05:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by Raja S 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
did you hear about the short sighted circumsisor?
he got the sack
wot do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
fuks funny
2006-08-23 18:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
That a computer does not complain when you insert a 3 and a half inch floppy.
2006-08-23 18:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by shica2k1 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
2006-08-23 17:50:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
funny thing happened on the way over here, I thought I had a nose bleed but its not (say it fast, but it's snaught)
hahaha
2006-08-23 17:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by capollar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A mans definition of safe sex?? a padded headboard.
A mans definition of commitment??? a second date?? did that help??
2006-08-23 17:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋