tell me your funniest jokes or scariest ghiost stories?

Question

ok tell me some good jokes,blonde jokes yo mama jokes any joke and scarie ghost stories lol

lol so far i like ur jokes!and hilar yduff is a joke

oh when i said scareiest ghost stories i meant tell them lol

Answer 1

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

Yo mamma so gay she became gayer than gay and beyond gay then gayness.

The scariest ghost story is "The tale of two sisters". Its freakin scary and kinda sad. the scariest part when the girl with the green dress was under the sink ahhhhh! I got chills!!

Answer 3

-One day 2 tools( Penis) go to Cinema.first one tells the second one:" Oh i hope the film doesnt be sexy ,bcoz we will have to stand all the time untill end of the film."

One night a robber goes to a house to steal somethings and he had gun as well so when he goes inside the room he sees a girl and aboy. he asks the girl:" tell me girl:'what is ur name :" she says ah my name is Delia." the robber says OK i don't kill you coz my mothers name was Delia as well.then he asks the boy :" hey boy what is ur name ?' the big boy says:' ah my name is GEOFF BUT PPL CALL ME DELIA AS WELL"

---One day a silly man calls Weather Bureau and tells them:" oh thank you so much it was very nice weahter yesterday." =))

Answer 4

ther was a blonde rowin a boat ina field!! anuva blonde cums along and shouts 2 blondes1 its ur typa blondes tht let da rest of us blondes dwn!! so blonde numba 1 asks her 2 elp n blonde2 shouts sorry i cant swim!! lol lol lol

Answer 5

yo mamma's so stupid that when she was asked to do the robot R2-D2 got AIDS

Answer 6

why does the blound woman have bruse's aroud her belly botton?............................

Because the blound man ain't that smart ether!!!!!

Answer 7

hillary