Subject: Southern Lady
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man
fixin' (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee." He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, dumb ***
Yankee."
2006-08-23 10:43:41 · 25 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Being from the north I still LMAO! Come on it was funny.
2006-08-23 10:47:20 · answer #1 · answered by lisapj 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would work better set in VA rather then GA. Lee's not such a big deal down here. He and Jackson are close to gods in the Shenandoah.
Use "damn Yankee" instead of "dumb*** Yankee". That would be more apt from a southern lady.
2006-08-24 10:36:58 · answer #2 · answered by VTGunz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolz. Not too funny, though. But here's a better joke:
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move. He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny". Watch this. He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it.
He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny? The truck driver asked the blonde."
She replied, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle 4 times."
Lolz.
Now and then,
the Gibbler
2006-08-23 17:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by AmandaGurl<3 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love jokes. This was not a "bad" joke. I did not find it funny. Try this: A man is at a bar, trying to pick up a girl. She pulls out a cigarette. He lights it for her. He is trying to sound her out for later so he asks her: "Do you smoke after sex."
Her answer: "I don't know. I never looked."
2006-08-23 17:49:39 · answer #4 · answered by regerugged 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like this one! Yeh I'm a rebel at heart.
2006-08-23 18:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it's a bad joke. It's all right and a bit mediocre. It could be better with some potential.
2006-08-23 17:47:18 · answer #6 · answered by Kristen H 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sweet!
2006-08-23 17:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by Ralph 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Robert E Lee is my 5th great uncle.
It was hilarious!!!!!
2006-08-23 17:50:13 · answer #8 · answered by serena 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's ok anything southern always gives me chuckle!
2006-08-23 17:48:16 · answer #9 · answered by blondie_3935 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I was from the "souf" then i'd probably laugh, but i'm from California. We make blonde jokes here....
2006-08-23 17:47:15 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋